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Best Joke Entries 2021

***WINNER*** – Top prize of £10 goes to Niamh Cavanagh (15yrs)

Today at the bank an old lady asked me to check her balance.
So I pushed her over
😂

Q: what did the llama say when he got kicked out of the zoo?
A: “alpaca my bags”
Lexi Bissett Age 10

Danielle Corrigan age 10
One golfer said to the other golfer why did you bring two pairs of trousers?
The golfer said incase I get a hole in one

David Corrigan age 5
What did the policeman say to his tummy? – Freeze you’re under a vest

Oliver Wilson – What do you call someone without a body or a nose?
Nobody knows…
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Blair Wilson – Roses are redViolets are blue Look at you, you’re in a zoo…Don’t worry I’ll be there with you, just outsideLaughing at you!! 

Lynsey Bissett – Q: How do you make a tissue dance?

A: Put a little boogie in it

Archie Holmes age 6 – Why does a golfer wear 2 pair of trousers?
Incase he gets a hole in 1!

This is Tommy’s favourite!

Tommy: 503 bricks are on a plane. 1 falls off. How many are left?
Me: 502.
Tommy: How do you put an elephant in a fridge?
Me: No you can’t fit an elephant in a fridge!!
Tommy: Just open door, put elephant in, close door.

Tommy: How do you put a giraffe in the fridge?
Me: open door,put giraffe in, close door
Tommy: no! Open door, take elephant out, put giraffe in, close door.
Tommy: The Lion King is having a B-day party. All the animals are there, except one. Which one? 
Me: let me guess the lion?
Tommy: No!The giraffe because He’s in a fridge.
Me: WOW!
Tommy: Sally has to get across a large river with many alligators. They are very dangerous, but Sally gets across safely. How?
Me: Sally stepped on the alligators mouth?
Tommy: The gators are at the party.
Tommy: But Sally dies anyway. Why?
Me: She drowned?!
Tommy: no! She got hit in the head by a flying brick. 😂
Happy gala week!!🎉

Briony Duffy

By Eve McCulloch Age 8
What do you call a man without a dog?
Douglas

From Jessica Mcconnachie age 7

What Type of music do frogs like To listen to ?
Hip Hop

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